Every guy out there wants an undefeated record, but I’m tellin ya that shit ain’t good for you. You have to understand failure and be able to look back in your past at a moment where you fucked up and feel uncomfortable about it, and that should provide you with a certain amount of humility. I think a man is a product of the actions he chooses in response to failure. by Joe MF Rogan

Men know so little about vaginas that nobody has completely isolated what squirting is. There is a lot of controversy. Every single function of the man’s body has been cleverly analyzed, but the vagina has a god damn loch ness monster. by Joe Rogan

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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. by Joe Rogan

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